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weaponizedwit:

absentlyabbie:

kuueater:

opticoverload:

What does it mean?

YOU CAN NOT HIDE. I SEE YOU.

RUN MISTER FRODO

weaponizedwit:

absentlyabbie:

kuueater:

opticoverload:

What does it mean?

YOU CAN NOT HIDE. I SEE YOU.

RUN MISTER FRODO

thefuuuucomics:

i had a difficult time breathing while going through this

terminallycheesy:

forfuturereferenceonly:

ohio-is4-lovers:

a christmas themed porn movie called “it’s beginning to look a lot like fistmas

Really tumblr? A fucking “joke” about a religious holiday celebrated by billions in the world? It’s really disrespectful. Also glorification of porn? Not only it displays submissive/dominant interactions in sexual exchange, it also underrepresents asexual individuals. 

Looks like someone didn’t get any fistmas presents this year.

ccharlesxavier:

joshifereverlark:



quickquotesquill:

Last words.
Sirius BlackAlbus DumbledoreCharity BurbageDobbyFred WeasleySeverus SnapeTom Riddle



go sit in the fucking corner

ok at first glance i thought these were sentences spliced together to make it look like snape and harry were having sex and i got really uncomfortable

THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO OMG

ccharlesxavier:

joshifereverlark:

quickquotesquill:

Last words.

Sirius Black
Albus Dumbledore
Charity Burbage
Dobby
Fred Weasley
Severus Snape
Tom Riddle

go sit in the fucking corner

ok at first glance i thought these were sentences spliced together to make it look like snape and harry were having sex and i got really uncomfortable

THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO OMG

habitualspontaneity:

thoroughlyamused:

JK Rowling: So I have another idea for Harry Potter
United Kingdom: ohgodshesBACKSHESBACKSHEBACK
JK Rowling: But it’s in the 1920’s in America
United States: *bust down the doors* ITS OUR TIME FUCKERS

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twistedviper:

bitter-sweet-laugh:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

I’m pISIING

LOL

ARE YOU MISSING THE DUDE IN THE BACK PUTTING THE FISH BACK AFTER LOOKING HER I CAN’T

twistedviper:

bitter-sweet-laugh:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

I’m pISIING

LOL

ARE YOU MISSING THE DUDE IN THE BACK PUTTING THE FISH BACK AFTER LOOKING HER I CAN’T

Why girls stress over periods

secretlycapricious:

larry-stylinanal:

  • The constant fear of bleeding through clothes
  • The constant cramps
  • Having to change pads/tampons every 2-4 hours
  • Having to deal with mood swings
  • Having to deal with boys going ‘Oh someones on their period’ 
  • When you stand up its like a waterfall from your vagina
  • Craving food to calm you down
  • The constant fear that you smell of blood even though you dont 
  • CRAMPS
  • Feeling over emotional
  • CRAMPS
  • CRAMPS
  • FUCKEN CRAMPS

YOU MEAN I DON’T ACTUALLY SMELL LIKE BLOOD?!

amazing-quidditch:

best post EVER

luvr4photography:

shape-of-an-l-on-her-forehead:

nineteen-roses:

I am going to choose to ignore that I have started my period because I don’t want to pause Supernatural

always happy to bleed for the winchesters

I AM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS FANDOM I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

batmanlockedmeinthetardis:

thisrohirrimisnoman:

1reasonand1reasonolny:

harryriles:

"what are you reading?"

"its a…online book."

"oh cool, what’s it about?"

"….uh…."

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I love that everyone just knows